Have You Seen This Monster: Burberry Beast

Have you seen this monster? It usually roams the malls of Kuwait clad in an all Burberry pattern outfit with matching handbag and sometimes shoes, throwing people dirty looks and thinking they look amazing.

Like animals in the wild she uses this pattern to hypnotize and confuse her potential mate.

Did you know that they can mate and procreate? Yes indeed! When she finds a mate she will usually dress him in equally ugly Burberry patterned clothing such as a Burberry pattern jumpsuit and when they have a child you can bet your ass she has dressed the little girl in a little Burberry dress or if its a boy a Burberry shirt.

These creatures are not an endangered species, if you see them in the wild, feel free to shoot them on site :p

Sorry, but I was in London and I saw a blur of Burberry while sitting in Starbucks, I look up and it is a women in a Burberry jacket, with her husband in a Burberry jumpsuit, and their daughter in a Burberry dress. First of all I thought I didn’t have to deal with these people in London in the summer usually, second of all, I’m embarresed for them.

Lastly when I was home in winter, I went to Porsche Design in Marina only to find that they had shut it down and opened a Burberry Store instead. Like the 3agad of Kuwait need more access to Burberry?!?!

Sorry its been a frustrating day, so I had to rant about something or other :p

Crocodile Sneakers

I must say I had given up on Lacoste after they sold out and cheapened their brand by selling it in every single outlet and location possible. But they just released these limited edition sneakers which are actually pretty cool. So thumbs up Lacoste, there may be hope for you yet 😉

I’m not fast food!!!

So there are these quizzes that are on Facebook. And I took one that was called “What kind of Kuwaiti Are You?”, the result I got was the following:

The Chicken Nugget Kuwaiti

Your middle name is badliyat, and you probably know more about London than you do about Kuwait. You can’t read an arabic newspaper, let alone write a sentence. The word “qawa3ed” automatically produces goosebumps all over your body 😉 You studied in private schools, and was always dreaming of living outside of you guessed it…Kuwait. You believe that your very open-minded, and most of the people around you are..just so damn traditional. It’s okay…it gets the best of us 😉

Now I don’t think this describes me very well, but I have to agree that it does to some extent. My question is why are us supposed open minded people or whatever called Chicken Nuggets, I’ve heard the term thrown around before and I don’t get it.

If anything we should be called something a little less junkfoodie, I propose Tenderloin Steak or Yellowtail Sashimi :p