Have You Seen This Monster: Burberry Beast

Have you seen this monster? It usually roams the malls of Kuwait clad in an all Burberry pattern outfit with matching handbag and sometimes shoes, throwing people dirty looks and thinking they look amazing.

Like animals in the wild she uses this pattern to hypnotize and confuse her potential mate.

Did you know that they can mate and procreate? Yes indeed! When she finds a mate she will usually dress him in equally ugly Burberry patterned clothing such as a Burberry pattern jumpsuit and when they have a child you can bet your ass she has dressed the little girl in a little Burberry dress or if its a boy a Burberry shirt.

These creatures are not an endangered species, if you see them in the wild, feel free to shoot them on site :p

Sorry, but I was in London and I saw a blur of Burberry while sitting in Starbucks, I look up and it is a women in a Burberry jacket, with her husband in a Burberry jumpsuit, and their daughter in a Burberry dress. First of all I thought I didn’t have to deal with these people in London in the summer usually, second of all, I’m embarresed for them.

Lastly when I was home in winter, I went to Porsche Design in Marina only to find that they had shut it down and opened a Burberry Store instead. Like the 3agad of Kuwait need more access to Burberry?!?!

Sorry its been a frustrating day, so I had to rant about something or other :p

It can wait…

Procrastination…

Some people call it an illness…

Some people call it a bad habit…

I like to think that I’ve turned it into an art…

If you’ve done it, I’ve procrasinated doing it! That’s my motto!

I need to run errands, I need to do reading, I need to write a paper and I need to call a bunch of people who are angry at me for not calling them in a long time…………mabi

The Virgin Trap

The title sounds way worse than the topic actually is :p

This is just a mini rant about Virgin Megastore. I go there only to look at their book selection. I don’t buy music (I download) and I don’t buy their overpriced electronics either. Their magazine selection is barely worth a glance at this point, I assume the reason for this being that the Ministry has banned them from a lot of publications they used to bring or maybe they just don’t have room for magazines anymore.

So anywayz I go in there and look at the books they have laid out on the tables in the middle. I am a science fiction/fantasy buff for the most part and those books are usually on the tables in the middle rather than on the shelves for some reason. So anywayz every time I finally figure out the lay of the land and where they keep all the different kinds of books they go and change the order!

At first I thought “hey maybe they brought new books and hence were forced to move stuff around” but then when I looked around I realized that the books were the exact same ones they have had for weeks.

So I have come to conclusion that this is a trap set by Virgin in order for them to make you think they have new stuff and look around more. I can’t blame them, they have been reduced to a shadow of what a Virgin Megastore should actually be, so it is inevitable that they use these desperate ploys to trick customers.

…Okay so it wasn’t such a mini rant :p